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I don’t trust anyone. Not even my best friends. People are shallow, predictable, selfish, shortsighted, irrational, undisciplined scum who cannot be fucked in the least to pay attention to the results of their actions or consider the feelings of other human beings.

Ever had your roomie drink your last milk without replacing it? Humans are like that in all aspects of life. Parents neglect and abuse their children, children don’t see their parents even at their deathbed, your best friend will stand by as other human filth beats you within an inch of your life, the love of your life will suck off another guy when you turn your back, the government doesn’t care about the people who live in their country at all because they bask in the comfort of being able to afford the best anyway, doctors consider you a case number and don’t lose a second of sleep over what mistakes they ruin your life with, gigantic corporations are fistfucking the planet on a daily basis only to see a bunch of numbers rise on a computer screen, heroin shooting scum will stab you to death for pocket change, racist mongrels will crack your head open for having the wrong skin color, deranged religious zealots are planning to blow you up for not praying to the world’s most widespread imaginary friend and when they do your own political zealots will send you to a country you only know from the TV to shoot people who are just as afraid, disappointed and unwilling as you.

Humanity is like a barrel of starving rats, killing, fucking and feeding until the end of time, the only thing keeping us from extermination being our ironic position at the top of evolution. If there was something bigger than us out there, it would have drowned us in a canvas bag a long time ago.

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